You know one of my pet peeves? You guessed it...those retards that can't apparently read the sign on top of the light in the express check out lane in the grocery store. Here I am with my TWO items and there you are in front of me with your THIRTY!! WTF~!
Dear grocery stores...please enforce it. I will even volunteer to help you enforce it. I promise I won't be violent..but I will give out stickers. Ya that sounds good smiley face stickers. Oh...even better GOLD STAR stickers. If you have 15 items or less you get a GOLD STAR..if you have more then 15 you get a "Way to fucking go retard for holding up the express lane..no you do not get one of my cool stickers!"
Do NOT pass go and do NOT collect 200 dollars!
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